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UFC 104 Analysis

23/10/2009

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UFC 104 is live this Saturday night and here my friends is my first stab at pre card analysis. Before we jump into the fight, Just a few notes about the card:

  • This is the second time UFC has come to the Staple Centre in California, USA; the first time was UFC 60, May, 2006 when Matt Hughes defeated Royce Gracie by arm bar.
  • Cain velasquez was originally slated to fight fellow up and coming giant Shane Carwin for this event, why the match up was changed is subject to speculation but the result is that Carwin will face Lesnar for the heavyweight strap and Cain Velasquez will welcome a long over due Rothwell to the UFC fold.
  • Ben Rothwell was originally slated to face Stephan Struve at the Affliction ‘Trilogy’ show; after the show did its best impression of the Titanic, both fighters were snapped up by the UFC and Struve will also make his octagon debut this event against Chase gormley.
  • Lyoto will be looking for his eighth consecutive win in the UFC but only his first defence of the title.
  • Lyoto machida is one of only two undefeated top 10 light-heavyweights (the other being Louis Arthur Cane) and one of only four undefeated world champions (The other three being Brian Bowles, Jussier De Silva as a linear champion without the belt and Fedor Emelianenko’s DQ loss )
    • Staple center, California

      I’m going to work my way up the card from the prelims to the main event, don’t worry i won’t make a meal of the early bouts:

      Stefan Struve, winning with no blood
      Stefan Struve (17-3) Vs. Chase Gormley (6-0)
      Stefan Struve is best remembered for bloodying up the mat during the prelims of UFC 99 and giving the hostile German press something to shake a finger at. Struve showed tremendous heart and surprising veteranship by wading through the fight, absorbing a lot of damage and submitting Denis Stojnic with only a quarter of his blood still coursing through his veins.

      Gormley is an up and coming heavyweight with no losses on his record, not surprising as he’s yet to fight top 10-20 competition.

      The fight is most likely Gormleys to lose, whose superior size and strength should give him the advantage over the lanky Struve who showed a weak chin against Junior Dos Santos in UFC 95.
      BOTTOM LINE: Gormley by KO or ground and pound

      i dunno lol dog
      Kyle Kingsbury Vs. Razak Al-Hassan
      BOTTOM LINE: Who cares (told you I’d be brief… in truth I’ll care a lot more after the fight, neither man is in title contention any time soon)

      Rivera making short work of Kendell Grove
      Jorge Rivera Vs. Rob Kimmons
      Jorge Rivera continues to fight into the twilight of his career, an awe inspiring fist rape of kendell Grove continues to bring him to the minds of fans and he’ll continue to serve as a solid gate keeper until the end of his career.

      Kimmons is being moved to the big show after two fight nights and a TUF finale (albeit the prelims), he’s a solid Jiu-Jitsu black belt and Rivera has always displayed a lack of submission defence.
      BOTTOM LINE: Kimmons by choke

      Okami in an offencive monet against Franklin
      Yushin Okami Vs. Chael Sonnen
      It’s possible Okami will never get a title shot. He’s been a contender on the rim for what feels like an eternity now and recent injuries and Anderson Silva dabbling with the 205lbs division might leave him forever on the outside looking in. Throw in the fact that Henderson and Marquart are both arguing over why they should get the ambulance ride ahead of Belfort and Joe Rogan and virtually every MMA journalist pestering the champ with questions of super fights against GSP and Machida, oh, and he also wants to fight Mir at heavyweight.

      With all these names ahead of him, it could be a while before Okami finds himself top of the line again and in that time he could easily pick up a loss, completely scuppering those plans completely. However, if he wins this prelim in exciting fashion he could boost himself to a contender match for first dibs after the Henderson/marquardt issue is resolved. Enter Chael Sonnen:

      Sonnen, the man who took the WEC middleweight belt from a hallucinating Paulo Filho who found himself in a five round nervous breakdown that all but ruined his career (god that was awkward viewing), is, kind of boring. Don’t get me wrong he’s a brilliantly crafty fighter, however he doesn’t put on the kind of blood and guts shows that make headline fights and push people into title shots and neither does Machida.

      This is probably the most contentious fight on the card, it really comes down to who can take top position and grind out a three round decision; unless of course one of them decides to give the UFC brass what they want and kick off round one with a running-flying-armbar. I expect okami to have the better positional skills and to be able to maintain dominant positions for most the fight.
      BOTTOM LINE: Okami by decision

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      Antoni Hardonk Vs. Pat Barry
      I have a problem with this kind of fight. Both these men are excellent kickboxers with as much ground skills as 6 of the 8 original fighters of UFC 1 (guess which 6); this is a clear attempt to try and create a stand up striking war without changing the rules to Thai Boxing or kick boxing. I’m ok with matching fights by style, absolutely fine, however: it almost never works. One of the strikers awaits tries to mix it up with wrestling, clinch work and ground and pound (see Kongo Vs Cro Cop, Herring Vs Kongo, Hardonk Vs Kongo… wait I’m seeing a pattern here!) Who can blame them, one dimensional fighters are always keen to show off their new skills and demonstrate their versatility, much like a type cast actor trying to break out of a soap opera.

      Expect a lot of banging until someone realises their disadvantage and shoots for a weak single leg and tries to grind out a win from the top.
      BOTTOM LINE: Hardonk by ground and pound

      ryan bader
      Ryan Bader Vs. Eric Schafer
      BOTTOM LINE: Bader wins

      anthony johnson lands a flying knee
      Anthony Johnson Vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida
      Anthony Johnson would be 5-1 in his UFC run were it not to a clear DQ win becomming a TKO loss being dropped in appeal due to lack of remedy (I’ve got a remedy, over rule the decision). Johnson is incredibly athletic, much more so the Yoshida whose hoping to dodge the superior striking of the American and bring the fight to the ground, be warned though, I believe Johnson’s ground game is very underrated.
      BOTTOM LINE: Johnson by stoppage

      joe stevenson vs. spenser fisher
      Joe Stevenson Vs. Spencer Fisher
      Joe Stevenson is having a hard time finding a place in the lightweight division. He began his UFC run with a 6-1 record before being beaten like a drunkards wife by BJ Penn for the vacated title. Since that loss he’s gone 2-2 with both wins over mid tier competition and both losses coming from legitimate contenders.

      His biggest problem is that his wrestling is good but not the best, his striking is good but not the best, his Jiu-Jitsu is good… you get the idea. Don’t get me wrong, he’s got brilliant submission skills but against BJ Penn and Florian he couldn’t muster much offence. Stevenson suffers from being very well rounded but not seemingly refusing to not fight into his opponents strengths, that and it’s clear he’s not a top tier lightweight, so the question is, what does one do with Joe ‘Daddy’ Stevenson?

      This is where Spencer ‘King’ Fisher comes in. Fisher is coming off a win over veteran fighter Caol Uno and has shown a tendency to only lose against superior strikers. A win for Fisher could line him up to fight the likes of Maynard in the near future for a title eliminator. Losing keeps him safely in the mid tier but neither fighter has any desire to stay there.

      Stevenson needs this win, expect a back to basics approach with added aggression as he takes ‘king’ Fisher down and controls the fight to a late stoppage.
      BOTTOM LINE: Stevenson by stoppage

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      Gleison Tibau Vs. Josh Neer
      Gleison Tibau has gone 5-3 in his UFC career that stretches back three years now. He’s a fighter that always puts on a solid performance, has great grappling skills and can go the distance three hard rounds. He is, however, not about to challenge BJ Penn anytime in the near future.

      Josh Neer is also coming off a decision loss, he’s better than Tibau in most ways and will most likely keep the fight on the feet until he’s forced to do otherwise. If Neer can stay standing it should be a decision win for him, I Tibau can bring it to the ground and keep it their then he can catch Neer.
      BOTTOM LINE: Neer by decision

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      Cain Velasquez Vs. Ben Rothwell
      This is a very important fight. It seems like only yesterday that this was destined to be a title eliminator between Carwin and Velaquez, now of course, Carwin finds himself with the first shot and Cain can’t be too far behind. Both Cain and Shane have long been heralded as the UFC’s best kept secrets and weapons of the heavyweight division and both men should get the chance to prove themselves very soon.

      Ben Rothwell, of IFL fame, Has long sought respect as a top ten heavyweight in the sport but seldom found it due to sub standard competition. His most notable win was a split decision over Roy Nelson and his most notable opponent was Andre Arlovski who used his face as a speed bag last year. Rothwell hasn’t fought so far in 2009 and claims to have made massive improvements. Cain Velsquez is being heralded as the best fighter to come out of ATT (no mean feat).

      Some fans question Velasquez’s chin after being dropped by Kongo in his last fight. I don’t think there’s much shame being dropped by possibly the best striker in the division, especially when you show a serious ability to recover and fight through the haze. More questionable surely was his inability to finish, despite a ferocious ground and pound that must have consisted of over a hundred punches to the head (just checked compustrike, it was 176), he failed to put Kongo away.

      The fight goes like this: neither man will be afraid to stand and trade, Cain is a far superior wrestler. Good fight, expect Cain to fce the winner of Carwin Vs. Lesnar or alternatively Minotauro in a title eliminator.
      BOTTOM LINE: Velasquez by decision

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      Lyoto Machida Vs. Mauricio Rua
      Here we are at the main event and I really haven’t a whole lot to say. Lyoto is king of the hill and ‘Shogun’ is only taking the first shot because TUF 10 stole both contenders. A lot of questions will be answered after this event, such as: win or lose, where does Shogun stand in the lightheavyweight world; What is the selling power of Lyoto Machida in terms of PPV buys; Is the dragon as untouchable as some think.

      Truth be told, It took me a long time to come round to the Machida hype, I thought people were blowing their horns too soon, he’d fought no one relevant in the division and he’d done so with a slow and boring pace that I knew for sure would have him ripped in two against his first real opponent. However, after tearing through Tito ortiz and Thiago Silva I was forced to think differently. Lyotos found a way to adapt a Karate base to a MMA style and that’s not something that’s ever been successful at this level, expect a thousand copycat cases to fail miserably over the next 2-3 years.

      Shogun is a man whose had mixed success since coming into the UFC as the worlds #1 ranked lightheavy (mostly by Pride fanboys). He was slaughtered by gigantic lightheavyweight Forest Griffen and failed to put 40+ mark Coleman way until the last second, despite Coleman looking like he needed a Coroner. His last win, the only good fight of his UFC career, involved him knocking out a questionable Chuck Liddel and being pushed straight into the title picture. From a marketing point of view it makes sense, you can’t have the most famous fighter in MMA ‘retired’ and not capatalise on the victor, however, this will be no comeback story for Rua.

      If Shogun fights dramatically unlike Shogun, he’s in with a slim chance. His best bet is to control distance and pick his shots to close into the clinch where he can most effectively utilise his striking skill, this involves avoiding any reap or sweep tactics from Machida. However, if the fight does find its way to the ground we have yet to see Machida be tested by someone with this high level of grappling and submission skills (fat BJ Penn in his wild rover years doesn’t count), it might be in Rua’s best interest to remember he once subbed Ricardo Arona and make BJJ his best friend again.

      Lyoto’s approach is already known by everyone, that’s the beauty of having something that’s never been broken, you don’t have to fix it. Lyoto will use his wide stance and low guard to bait his opponent into over extending and constaantly attacking while he works out their range and timing and uses circular foot work to carry himself away from danger allowing him to get off with accurate power shots in the counter. If the fight goes to the ground or clinch it will be interesting to see what Machida does, I however, don’t see it ever coming that close.
      Bottom line: Machida by spectacular knock out.

      Despite some complaints, top to bottom it’s a pretty solid card with mostly contentious match ups, expect some post fight analysis from yours truly early next week and enjoy the event.

      Any suggestions or corrections? email me at colmivers@gmail.com

Another woeful TUF fight

22/10/2009

Last nights episode of the ultimate fighter (season 10 episode 6) featured probably the worst fight of the six, and that is not to detract from Schoonover’s impressive striking and confidence to pull gurad. It comes down to this: You will often hear the phrase “even I could have done x” in relation to a sporting blunder, whether it be scoring a penalty, making a putt, etc.

last night was the first time I said it and meant it; I. Colm Ivers. could have escaped that triangle hold… and lost with impressive gusto immediately after, but I still could have escaped that triangle, classic case of a fighter losing mentally before the fights ended.

As a refresher, here’s a few ways of escaping a triangle:

The ghosts of the past just won’t stop haunting me

15/10/2009

Every time the UFC decides to expand into a different market; it happens. The specter of John McCain running the sport into the ground and forcing it into unsanctioned barns and Indian reservations.

Alas, the UFC’s planned domination of Australia has proven no different as this article will testify to:

yet another badly researched article claiming MMA will bring about the apocalypse

With such sterling observations as:

‘It’s madness. If this was the animal world, the RSPCA would come down on you like a ton of bricks.’

Australian stereotype male
(I can do stereotypes too)

I’m pretty sure if we made the animal world drive a F1 car down he streets of Monte Carlo we’d evoke a similar sort of reaction but the fact is:

Journalists just don’t care about being right anymore.

This isn’t just about MMA but almost all editorials and press releases across the entire spectrum of news, science articles are at the very best misleading if not completely incorrect. Political commentary is half assed and watered down and everything is sensationalised and watered down for a much patronised audience whom the truth doesn’t seem to mean a whole lot to.

It’s a mouthful I know but it’s the truth, Perhaps I’ll save the wealth of examples and proof of this for another article but when you examine this particular Australian editorial… They called it ‘pound and ground’… they got even that wrong; not to mention claiming it was illegal to throw in the towel (yeah it’s a foul, like spoiling your vote, it’s half the point).

This happened when the UFC came to Germany earlier this year and I fear it’s not the last time it will come up. While their are still people in this world who resist womens boxing becoming an Olympic sport and even those who still do not accept boxing; there will be millions who get up in arms when they see a person being ‘pounded and grounded’ (sic)

Just be aware that the majority of the public still doesn’t even know what MMA is and arm yourself for the inevitable argument and defence against those who fail to comprehend the difference between violence and sport.

The Ultimate fighter season 10 episode 4

09/10/2009

No I don’t intend to do a show by show commentary like the phat UFC critics on youtube, but I did want to make a couple of observations on last nights testosterone drama.

Firstly, can we please stop pandering to Kimbo?
He lost, yet we spent what felt like half the show listening to confessional interviews about how awesome he was doing it. “Champions have lost in that (crucifix) position,” so have losers.
He’s a good fighter, better than most probably give him credit for, seems like a nice guy, he’s 34 and never going on a serious title run, there’s 15 younger fighters with better games I’d like to learn more about.

Secondly, wow Rampage abandons his fighter after the loss, that was really quite upsetting. However, I get the feeling we may be witnessing some crafty editing here, Ken Shamrock came off looking like an incredibly amateur moron who didn’t care at all about his fighters when he had his stint on TUF 3.
It does make for interesting viewing though; hearing the difference between the advice the two camps gave, watching Rashads fighter warming up on the pads and primal screaming while Rampage’s team sit around and relax.

Can we expect more of this kind of editing and show to follow Rampage’s shock retirement and withdrawal from the fight with Rashad? Would they actually change the show because of that? It’s easy to speculate but watching Demico Rogers experience his first loss on a stool in the middle of a cage while his coaches berated him from a distance was pretty awful.

you can expect to hear from me again if something noteworthy happens next week 🙂

Top 3 Bad-Boys of the sport

07/10/2009

Let’s get one thing straight rom the get-go:
When I say bad-boy i do NOT mean the moody, angry type of guy who still has time to gel his hair and style his beard. Not the leather jacket, deep in his thoughts, young girls wanna nail kinda bad boy.
I’m also not talking about the would be tough guys and fire starters who are all trash talk and no action.
I’m talking about the bad guys, the seriously dangerous “do not mess with” men of MMA.
Without further ado, your winners are:

3. Gilbert Yvel

Gilbert yvel knocking out Pedro Rizzo in there 09 match up

A mid Tier fighter at best who’d do well to stay in K1. He recently knocked out a long past his prime Pedro “the rock” Rizzo after losing a third round stoppage to Josh Barnett

(before Josh tested positive for a banned substances for the third time in his career, destroying our chance of seeing the most relevant heavy weight match up outside of the UFC between himself and Fedor… but this is a rant for another day)

Gilbert is best known for his complete lack of sportsmanship with many calling into question the California state athletic commission’s decision to license him stateside. ‘Why’ you ask?

a picture tells a thousand words and many thousand moving pictures will give you a pretty clear picture, here is Gilbert’s finest hour captured on film for all to cherish:

Add in a few DQ’s, holding his yellow card in the air with pride and generally being a scum bag and you’ve got a pretty good idea as to why he comes in at number three.

2. Joe Son

Joe Sons mugshot with a small photo of him as random task in Austin Powers

WOW! I’m actually writing about Joe Son, I knew this day would come but where to start? How do I get out all I have to say?

Ok from the start:
Joe Son first appeared at UFC 3 as Kimo Leopaldo’s manager.

A quick note on Kimo; say the words ‘cage fighter’ to someone who doesn’t know the sport, they’d probably think of someone a lot like Kimo.

He’ll be remembered for a few things:

  • Carrying a giant wooden cross to the cage
  • Giving Royce the fight of career and costing him the tournament in defeat (more on that in an upcoming article)
  • being arrested ‘back in February while wearing a police jumpsuit and sandals and playing with a yo-yo on the streets of southern California’
  • Joe Son then made his next … ever see Austin Powers? he was Random Task, they Asian guy who threw the shoe, sorry had to get that off my brain.
    Where was I? Oh right, he appeared in the subsequent UFC tournament as a fighter and pulled the same crazy giant wooden cross trick.

    His opponent was Keith Hackney, a supposed ninja who struck Joe Son in the balls about 13 times to take the win. Groin shots did not become a foul until UFC 14.

    Joe Son also claimed to be a master of his own martial arts style called “Joe Son Do” (I am not making any of this up) the style seemed to include a little wrestling, no ground game after the take down and putting your chin in the air as if inviting your opponent to hit it flush with their fist.

    the following video should fill you in on the treat that the tiny, misguided little man was to the online MMA community for many years. Truly, he was the butt of every joke and a complete gag, everything from his goaté to his 0-4 record.

    But last year, he stopped being a harmless joke. On October 7th 2008 he was arrested in connection to a gang rape involving him and another male assailant that took place in 1990.

    Son has been charged with five felony counts of forcible rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulations, one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force, and sentencing enhancements for kidnapping to commit sexual assault, personal use of a firearm, use of a firearm during a sex offense, and great bodily injury to sexual assault victim.

    If convicted, the 39-year-old Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life in prison.

    This alleged rape took place 4 years before he carried that ridiculous cross on his back, I guess now we know he had something to seek forgiveness for, also it’s hard to hold it against Hackney for punching his testicles in.

    In truth, all stories I’ve heard from people who have actually met him both during and prior to his fight career point to Son being something of a mad man, someone mentally ill and in dire need of some help. A truly sad ending to such a funny story.
    There have been no developments on his case up to the time of this publication.

    1. Lee Murray
    “Lightning” Lee Murray, the movie is in the works and reports point to Darren Aronofsky of “The Wrestler” fame as director.

    For those unfamiliar with Lee, he’s suspected of masterminding the biggest bank robbery of all time, over 50 million British pounds. He’s currently in Morocco and residing in a small cramped cell awaiting judgment on his extradition to Britain.

    Below I’ve included a short documentary to catch you up on Lee’s criminal undertakings. The reason he makes it top of this list is three fold:

    1. He pulled off the biggest heist of all time
    2. He knocked out Tito Ortiz in a bar fight
    3. In his last fight he went three round with greatest fighter on the planet Anderson Silva. No shame dropping a decision to the best and remarkable that he could even hang that long with him (just ask Rich Franklin)

    If Murray had stuck with the sport he could have been a star, what Michael Bisping is now but a few years earlier and a viable middleweight contender or champion. of course we’ll never know, i wonder does he ever think about it while lying in his tiny Moroccan prison cell. My money says it’s probably the only thing on his mind.

    Those who failed to make the grade:

      Tank Abbot – Never lived up to his reputation
      Ken Shamrock – his last win was agaisnt a 25 stone tub who died of a heart attack recently; despite all his talk he has always failed to turn it on in the ring or cage when it mattered
      Rob Emerson – Being a member of a privileged white boy gang doesn’t make you a bad boy, it makes you a boy
      Chris Leben – similar to the above but involving the word “drunk”
      Melvin Guillard – a coke charge and being a jerk is nothing to write home about
      Tito Ortiz – there are several reasons but have you seen his wife Jenna Jameson lately? He’s got to be the bravest fighter at least

    So their you have it folks, three genuine scum bags and a hand full of lesser losers (in some regards at least).
    You can expect a few more articles over the next couple of weeks and I’ll put together a pre-show package for UFC 104

    other than that, watch the ultimate fighter and laugh at the out of shape heavy weights, Wes Shivers actually made me feel good about my cardio, like maybe I can afford to skip that third round of circuit training.

    -Colm Ivers

    Did I get something wrong? Any suggestions? email me at colmivers@gmail.com